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omfg this is too funny
what movie is this??
WHAT MOVIE IS THIS! FIRST PERSON TO MESSAGE ME, I WILL LOVE YOU AND STUFF
It’s New York Minute omg
best movieeee
I know I’ve seen too much Supernatural when I see this gif and think Sam’s (Trey Lipton/Jared Padalecki) thoughts are along the lines of “Dean! Get in here! We have a set of hot twins chillin in our hotel room in towels!”
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2013DYING.
I stumbled across this song - it’s a bonus track on the Much Ado About Nothing soundtrack. It’s bloody hilarious.
Lyrics:
[spoken]
Catherine: How long is this gonna take?
David: Here we go!
Catherine: Don’t make me do this.
David: Oh, you’re gonna love it!
[sung]
David: We’re like a branch and its vine
Catherine: Like a drunk and his wine
David: Like the leaves and the breeze
Catherine: Fatty food and disease
David: And like a sheep and a lamb
Catherine: Like a pig and a ham
David: We go together —
[spoken]
Catherine: Can I go now? …can I just…?
[sung]
David: Just like Shakespeare and verse
Catherine: Like a corpse and a hearse
David: Like a song and a dance
Catherine: Like the English and France
David: Like a Persian and rugs
Catherine: Like a headache and drugs
Both: We go together, you and I
David: We go together like the news and the weather
We fit like hand in glove
Catherine: For now and forever
David: Just like birds of a feather
We fly so high above
We stick together like the earth and the sun
Catherine: Like a dentist and fun
David: We go like honey and bees
Catherine: Like a mold on a cheese
David: And like a bird and its nest
Catherine: Like a clown and depressed
Both: We go together, you and I
[spoken]
David: Wait for it, wait for it!
[horn solo. At the end David stops and gasps for breath]
Catherine: *What* was THAT?!
David: That was me playing with my old horn!
Catherine: Oh. Shouldn’t you wait ‘til I’ve gone?
David: Ah, feels so good to hold it again!
Catherine: Well, you’ve not had it out in ages!
David: D’you want a go with it?
Catherine: I’m not putting that in my mouth!
[sung]
Catherine: We go together and we know that whatever
We’re stuck like nails and glue
David: There’s nothing can sever
Such a well-made endeavour as me —
Catherine: — And me
David: — And you
Catherine: I guess it’s true
We’re like a yawn and a dream
David: Like a cherry on cream
Catherine: Like the wind and a kite
David: Now you’ve got it, all right!
Catherine: We’re like a parent and child!
David: Like a — sorry, what?!
Catherine: We go together, you and I
David: You and me
Catherine: We go together, me and you
David: That’s right, we do!
Both: We go together… you and I!
[spoken]
David: Ah! See, I told you you’d enjoy yourself!
Catherine: Yeah! …It’s smaller than I thought, though.
David: …Are you still talking about my horn?
Catherine: Yup.source for lyrics
AHH!
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I need feminist because I’m tired of people thinking I’m CRAZY for not wanting to get married or have kids!
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Was spending some time hunting down German Les Miserables recordings and found this gem.
Have some Uwe Kröger (Javert) and Martin Pasching (Enjolras) singing “Die Schatten werden länger” from the ‘Elisabeth’ musical. In costume. Musicalception. IDK.Crossover level: EPIC
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in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
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Rabble: A congressman tries to use the Bible to make a point. And completely fails.
This:
2 Thessalonians 3:10: “For even when we were with you, we gave you this command: Anyone unwilling to work should not eat.”
You know, I’m a lapsed Catholic and now consider myself an atheist, but one of my favorite…
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Scultped model of the Spirited Away Bathhouse.
This is an automatic reblog.
Is that the terrifying staircase to the boiler room I see?
Wow
woah
im never ceased to be amazed when i see this post tbh
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We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
can you imagine how much funding would be put towards this on a kickstarter though
IT’S A REPLICATOR!!!
I AM STILL EXCITED ABOUT THIS
why are there not more people who are excited about this
we have reached the future
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